So the Royal Wedding is coming up this week, and while personally I couldn’t give a tiny rats you-know-what about the wedding itself (apart from the nice long weekend) I do hope everyone involved has a truly lovely day. I know I am partial to the odd bitchy comment, but it is a wedding after all, I’m not totally callous. Ok you got me, I hold my hands up; a little devilish part of me is hoping to see some horrific hair and frightful fashion.
Most of us regular human beings will never experience an occasion so grand or be privy to the amount of money needed to fund such an occasion (well neither do they, British tax payers and practically poor people like me will be footing the bill). Perhaps that is why we take such delight in some of the little misfortunes celebrities face; the little knicker (or worse) flash, toilet paper on the shoe mishap, hilarious club-exit stumble, fashion disaster and bad hair day. It makes us grateful, that with all the money they have, they can still get it wrong.
So for a little guilty pleasure for the long wedding weekend I thought I would share with you my favourite celebrity hair disasters and hope you all keep your fingers crossed for some new material from the wedding on Friday. So if you are having a bad hair day, take solace in these images, because even with a team of stylists at their disposal, celebrities can still manage to make cringe-worthy hair gaffs.
It was hard to pick just one of Christina’s crimes against hair; do I go for the corn-rows, the greasy dreadlocks or the two-toned grey and black dye job. Well of course in the end it had to be the ‘Twisted Sister’ (ask your dad) inspired blonde afro, with the badly done, plating on the hair line. It is so heinous Christina, and that make up…it looks like you have been beaten up. Never repeat this Christina, for the love of God, never repeat it.
Miss Tyra, this look is so not fierce. It has the bizarre contradiction of making your forehead look massive, while overall giving you the distinct ‘pea-head’ look. It’s baffling! And I cannot be the only one who thinks it makes Tyra look like she has stepped straight out of Star Trek? She cannot be human.
Oh my God, talk about saving the best (or worst) till last. Jada has to be one of the hottest women in Hollywood, married to the super gorgeous, super talented Will Smith. So what on earth is up with the hair? She looks like Michael Jackson in the 80’s. This is a disaster of epic proportions, way more of a travesty than the Karate Kid remake she and her husband forced on the world. Get to a salon Jada and quick.
This is your friendly neighbourhood hair guru signing off...until next time citizens
- Gems
