Our favourite fruit-loop Lady Gaga has been hitting the bottle a little bit too much of late, the bottle of peroxide that is, and revealed that she is losing her hair. To be honest, I’m not surprised. After wearing a raw meat hat, tangling her hair up with coke cans, wearing a plastic telephone on her head and dying it a plethora of colours, something bad was bound to happen to it eventually…it was inevitable. 

Yes, Lady Gaga is having a ‘Bad Romance’ (see what I did there) with her hair. Gaga, once a natural brunette, has been torturing the s**t out of her hair with peroxide for the last few years now and now her hair has finally said ‘enough’. This means that she has had to resort to the dreaded ‘chemical haircut’. When the hair has been over-processed it can begin to break and fall out. If left the hair will continue to break and fall out leaving a shiny cue-ball for a head (just because it worked for the gorgeous Gail Porter, doesn’t mean it will work for you). All the damages hair needs to be cut off before this happens.

She isn’t the first celebrity to get an attack of the cue-balls, it has also happened to supermodel Naomi Campbell, after years of wearing hair extensions and to Brittney Spears after an attack of the crazies. So is Lady Gaga going to learn a lesson from these celebrity hair disasters from the past? If I had to guess I would say it is unlikely.

So what is next for Gaga; well she has also recently admitted that she goes to bed with a full face of make-up, maybe her face will fall off. She has gone so far with the eccentricity in such a short time; I don’t think anyone would notice.

This is your friendly neighbourhood hair guru signing off...until next time citizens

- Gems