I thought this week I would cater the screaming girls of the planet, more commonly known as Twilight Fans. I myself am not a great fan of the movie franchise, whiney bitch teenagers (sexy vampires or not) get right on my nerves. But when he isn’t moping about on screen I can see the physical appeal of Robert Pattinson. He has gone from the dweebish Harry Potter star to a rather beautiful man.

So I was quite surprised when I saw pictures of him not really looking his best with a rather strange hairstyle. The best way I can describe it is that he is wearing a flattened road-kill on the top of his shaven head at a jaunty angle, a little like an animal corpse beret.

Robert’s hair has for a long time received huge amounts of attention – his gravity defying coiffed Edward Cullen mane had millions of teenage girls dying to run their fingers through his permanent wind tunnelled locks. The wave of love sickness turned into a wave of despair when R-Patz (yeah I’m down with the kids) shaved off all of his hair for a film role. I’m not sure what emotions this half-shaved, half-blown out hairdo will elicit in those crazy teenagers.

The cut is for Rob’s new film role as a high-flying finance manager in Cosmopilis – a scene in which he storms out mid way through a disasterous haircut. You have to say this, it’s totally believable.

This is your friendly neighbourhood hair guru signing off...until next time citizens

- Gems